Nooners and Gibs

Today, Gregg and I made the first of many important decisions that will have a lasting affect on our daughter's upbringing.  Some of you may have heard that Grandpa Van Splunder refers to male genitalia as a "gibberoni."  The spelling of the full word is arguable depending on the author...although I am not sure anyone has ever taken the time to write it down.  Spelling aside, no one can deny that the word "gib" has been the topic of many a conversation, both in and outside of Van Splunder households across the United States.  When we found out that Ginny was a girl, we panicked.  What the hell were we going to call her girl parts!?  We asked Grandpa Van Splunder what the female equivalent was and he was just as stumped as we were.  Tonight, we found ourselves reminiscing of our Washington home and of our friends, the Byrums.  We remembered that they have two female dogs whose girl parts have a special name that we always loved to say.  Thus, Ginny's and all other referenced vaginas from here on out will be referred to as "nooners" for both our entertainment and her educational purposes.  We'd appreciate your support in our decision.

Stop looking at my nooner!